The idiots got you down? Stab your stress away with this collection of wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap cross-stitch patterns. This irreverent crafting experience combines cursing and cross stitch into one.

With 25 patterns from renowned cross-stitch designers, it offers modern samplers, retro comic book designs, and snarky phrases. No prior experience is required. Simple instructions, clear patterns, and a basic cross-stitch lesson guide you to swear and stitch.

Find your inner peace with these easy-to-make foul-mouth cross-stitch projects. Choose from dozens of designs, from “Bollocks” to “F*ck It.” Suitable for beginners to expletive experts, this book includes complete patterns, step-by-step instructions, and cross-stitch basics. Inspiring images of finished projects ensure success and offer ideas for framing and displaying your artwork.

Maybe Swearing Will Help: Curse Your Ass Off In Cross-Stitch